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elionking:

now this is acting her ass is 100% invisible. THis is like Life of Pi when the kid had to do all the scenes with the Tiger that wasn’t even there. He had to pretend that the tiger was there just like Drake had to pretend her ass was anything but a ironed pancake

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So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

the bridesmaids were elf maidens

the court jester and town crier were there

the cakes were gorgeous

luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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holothewolf-x:

if tumblr users were more like raven then no one would fight

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callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

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accusors:

am i the only one who finds wearing a thong and really oversized sweats tHE MOST COMFORTABLE THING EVER

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keeper-marethari:

sterlingsea:

chotronette:

Dress by www.chotronette.com

I want this??? for my wedding???? *sees if they do commissions*

make the skirt longer and i’ll wear it to my coronation

keeper-marethari:

sterlingsea:

chotronette:

Dress by www.chotronette.com

I want this??? for my wedding???? *sees if they do commissions*

make the skirt longer and i’ll wear it to my coronation

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Ask A Black Dude with Paul Mooney

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pussylipgloss:

baelor:

IM SCREAMING WHO DID THIS

*gets life*

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