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lilmissmarvel:

the awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you

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sapphiremallory:

how does the old man from pawn stars see? like I’ve never once seen his eyeballs.

I’m concerned for him.

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allthebeautifulthings9828:

I smell it in the air. It’s coming.

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Halloween season.

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pichiinyan:

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mythicarticulations:

Announcing the original “Chupacabra in a Can”! This poseable Chupacabra skeleton is finally completed and up for sale! You can find it in our Etsy store.

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reddlr-trees:

You just never know what you will find at a thrift store sometimes.

reddlr-trees:

You just never know what you will find at a thrift store sometimes.

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wonnderr-lusttt:

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undftdaniel:

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jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

(Source: asexualarmin)

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shopping-and-shit:

Lipstick Pepper Spray (more colors)
$7.99 USD

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alt-j:

monicalewinsky1996:

gocallthepolice:

"Pour It Up" audition tape

honestly the most inspiring video ive ever seen in my life

She literally just stood on the fucking ceiling what the fuck

(Source: versacepromises)

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gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

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ubiquitousbri:

unamusedsloth:

"Be yourself" they said. You’ll get laid they said.

IM CRYING

ubiquitousbri:

unamusedsloth:

"Be yourself" they said. You’ll get laid they said.

IM CRYING

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ultrafacts:


Dogs in Australia will lick toads to get high. Source

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ultrafacts:

Dogs in Australia will lick toads to get high. Source

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